Kinky Friedman’s Guide to Texas Etiquette: Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas-Fort Worth

Kinky Friedman’s Guide to Texas Etiquette: Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas-Fort Worth

Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette: Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas-Fort Worth

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! Delivering belly laughs, hee-haws, and downright slackjaw amazement, this hilarious guide to the homeland of George W. and Willie Nelson is the essential how-to for surviving in the Lone Star State. From strange Texas laws and the history of Dr. Pepper to “Texas Talk” (in which a “turd floater” is a heavy downpour) and final-meal requests by death row inmates, Kinky Friedman, “the oldest living Jew in Texas who doesn’t own any real estate,” provides an

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  1. K. Brantingham says
    15 of 15 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars
    Hilarious, especially for Texans, December 12, 2006
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    K. Brantingham (Dallas, TX USA) –
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    This review is from: Kinky Friedman’s Guide to Texas Etiquette: Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas-Fort Worth (Paperback)
    I disagree with the reviewer who stated that Texans would not find this book amusing. I am a Texan and I find This book to be absolutely fantastic, hilarious, and honest. Kinky is not disrespecting people from the lonestar state, just having a laugh. He is proud of Texas and this book shows that in addition to making fun of things we make fun of all the time! Texans, you need this book- you’ll understand it perfectly. Non-Texans, you need it as well, I promise that you will laugh.

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  2. Amazon Customer "imzadi44" says
    15 of 18 people found the following review helpful
    4.0 out of 5 stars
    Like a “Best Of” Album, September 9, 2002
    By 
    Amazon Customer “imzadi44” (Weatherford, TX) –

    As a devoted fan of Kinky Friedman, I’ve got all his books and even listened to some of his music. Of course I loved this book. It’s full of the little gems that make you laugh out loud – and cause other people on the plane to look at you funny. What I noticed (because I’ve read all of his books several times) is that this book is like a “Greatest Hits” album, in that it is mainly composed of the good snippits from his books. That is not to say I didn’t think it was great; I bought it for the same reason you buy “Best Of” albums when you’ve got all the songs already because you own all of the band’s albums: all the good stuff is in one place! Keep ’em coming, Kinkster!

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  3. Max Swafford says
    12 of 14 people found the following review helpful
    4.0 out of 5 stars
    A different Kinky twist, October 24, 2001
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    Max Swafford (Texas Hill Country) –

    Kinky’s “Guide…” is a bit of a twist for the author, speaking as someone who has read virtually everything he’s ever written. I have to say, it’s clever, features some very unusual pieces for the author, and as always, will have you laughing out every orafice.

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    Happy with Gift, January 12, 2013
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    M. P. Flowers (New Bern, NC) –
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    This review is from: Ultimate Dallas Fort Worth Mass Choir (Audio CD)
    I purchased this as a gift for my brother. He was looking for a certain song and He said he enjoyed this cd.

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